In my last installment, I posed the rhetorical question: Have my artistic talents ever gotten me laid? Actually, I didn't phrase it in such broad terms, but the answer is "No" in any case. Still, it was very gratifying to put on that shirt from high school and discover that it is now too tight -- in the chest and shoulders! (And in the midsection, too, but it's still nice to know that I've gotten a little more buff over the past decade or so.)

posted by Throbert | 4/20/2002 04:29:00 PM |

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