25 February 2002
Attention all frazzled parents! Remember when turning your son into a kielbasa-slurping homosexual meant long, exhausting years of smotherly love and paternal indifference and piano lessons and Catholic school? Well, say "HELLO!" to the Atomic Age, mom and dad, 'cause the technological marvel that is the Design Your Own Barbie® page will have Junior "playing the triangle" in just minutes a day! Here, check out the customized doll that I made for my pretend life partner, hunky Scott Bakula of Quantum Leap.
P.S. Just to make sure that the gayness sticks, have the boy listen to the singular vocal stylings of cartoon voiceover actor Charlie Adler, performing here as the Red Guy from "Cow and Chicken" -- beyond a doubt, the most blatantly anti-family TV show since B.J. and the Bear!
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2/25/2002 10:27:00 PM |
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